“We are Anonymous…”
No you’re not. You’re just another Hollywood creation—a glamorous spin-off from the popular “V for Vendetta” movie—expertly packaged for an American audience that confuses movies and real life. Watch out for McDonalds “Anonymous Happy Meals”... | Bust Reveals Government Runs Hacking Groups
“We are legion…”
No you’re not—but your credulous, ill-educated fans evidently are..
Those of us who’ve been paying attention have been expecting you—another popular hero, in the mold of the dashing (“I won’t touch 9/11”) Julian Assange. Yes, we fell for the Wikileaks scam so easily, you assumed we’d probably fall for this Anonymous nonsense as well—which we have…
Reality Check: If Anonymous and Assange were genuine we’d never have heard of them. They wouldn’t have Twitter, Facebook or Youtube accounts, or appeared overnight on Wikipedia, or be reported on the nightly news. They wouldn’t be popular or trendy. They’d be dead or in jail.
So no, you’re not Anonymous—but your creators are. And they are already working on a sequel. So we can expect another bogus superhero soon…
…in the nick of time, perhaps..?
“Beware of imitations…”
Thanks, ‘Anonymous’… we will!