“Terrific Earthquake” Promised for Saturday

THIS MAN is convinced the Apocalypse is coming—and he’s got the ears to prove it!

So say goodbye to your loved ones, repent your sins and enjoy your last few days on earth because the world will end this Saturday.

Howard Camping, a minister and the president of US conservative group Family Radio, has started a campaign proclaiming that Judgment Day will happen on May 21 2011.

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Billboards advertising our impending doom boldly claim that the “Bible guarantees” destruction this weekend.

Mr Camping said that the beginning of the end will start with an earthquake, and that while believers will be instantly raptured, those dismissive of his claims will face five months of misery on Earth before the end of the world in October.

“On May 21, there’s going to be a terrific earthquake—way, way greater
than anything else the Earth has ever experienced, and that will be
the beginning of Judgment Day.
The rest of the world will know instantly
that Judgment Day has begun..
—Howard Camping

Mr Camping said that he determined May 21 as the Day of Judgment after calculating various dates from past biblical events, starting with the great flood, that he believed, happened in 4990 BC.

It is not the first time that the minister has made an apocalyptic prediction. He has previously claimed the world would end in 1994, but puts this error down to a miscalculation.

While some people may decide to spend what could be their last day with family or friends, Mr Camping said he will be watching the destruction unfold and praying for non-believers.

Source: based on telegraph article | See also: The Christianity Hoax | Condemning Your Kids to Jesus

“Watch out for the false prophet. He will come to you with big ears, big ego, and
a patronizing smile—to further confuse the already confused.”
—Matthew 7:15

One comment

  1. gabriel /

    At one point in the interview the pompous Mr Camper tells us to “Wake up!” Outrageous!

    Here is a simple Medieval man, whose whole raison d’être is a discredited story of questionable provenance about a fictional character called Jesus (a story that has been used to murder, enslave and repress millions and keep them from realising their true divinity) telling us to wake up!

    If anyone needs an early morning call, it’s the self-righteous, self-deluded Mr Camping.

    The Jesus character is a ‘sun-king’ myth, identical to Mithras, Dionysus, Krishna, Zoroaster and dozens of others. He was never here. He’s not coming back.

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